Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.
Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.
Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:
1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"
3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"
3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
by lwer.slobov.pros. January 9, 2011
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Prositot gives older man sexual pleasure for booze.
Prositot's publicly flaunt their body in hopes of gaining something.
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by Newtown the Clown August 30, 2010
Get the Prostitots mug.A political prostitute is being defined as a person who is bearing more than one political parties membership card.
He or she may belong to a ruling party and maybe giving a policy office, but as soon as that party lose election, he quickly denounce his membership and joins a new elected party into office.
Such is term as political prostitute or where.
He or she may belong to a ruling party and maybe giving a policy office, but as soon as that party lose election, he quickly denounce his membership and joins a new elected party into office.
Such is term as political prostitute or where.
A political prostitute is being defined as eg sarpong belongs to NDC party today 2016 because it is the party in government.
Come November 7 elections, NPP wins the election and sarpong turn from NDC and join NPP.
Come November 7 elections, NPP wins the election and sarpong turn from NDC and join NPP.
by Samuel sarpong August 29, 2016
Get the political prostitute mug.1. a young girl, usually between the ages 12 and 15, who dresses in revealing, tight, and age-innapropriate clothing primarily to recieve attention from older men ( most likely boys between the ages of 16 and 19).
2. a girl younger than 18 who has sex for money or drugs.
3. a girl who, like def 1., is younger than 15 and willingly participates in sexual activities with older boys because she thinks it is cool. these girls are sometimes even the instigatores or shameless flirting with previously uninterested boys because they need the attention.
prostitots under each definition most likely have a father who didnt love them enough when they were toddlers.
2. a girl younger than 18 who has sex for money or drugs.
3. a girl who, like def 1., is younger than 15 and willingly participates in sexual activities with older boys because she thinks it is cool. these girls are sometimes even the instigatores or shameless flirting with previously uninterested boys because they need the attention.
prostitots under each definition most likely have a father who didnt love them enough when they were toddlers.
def 1-
boy1: did you see bryans little sister today? she looked HOTT in those tyte ass white jeans.
boy2: dude, shes fucking 13.
boy1: so, she doesnt look like it.
boy2: yea, i see imprisonment for statutory rape in your near future.
boy1: hey, its not illegal to look.
boy2: whatever, its not like she would doing anything with you anyway. she just a 13 year old tease... fucking prostitot.
def 2-
dude1: jeez, how old is she? *points to girl sucking dick in corner*
dude2: i dunno. cant be more then 16... isnt that the dealer you bought from a while back?
dude1: yea... ill bet shes turnin tricks.
dude2: can you say prostitot?
dude1: ... yea, i can. why?
boy1: did you see bryans little sister today? she looked HOTT in those tyte ass white jeans.
boy2: dude, shes fucking 13.
boy1: so, she doesnt look like it.
boy2: yea, i see imprisonment for statutory rape in your near future.
boy1: hey, its not illegal to look.
boy2: whatever, its not like she would doing anything with you anyway. she just a 13 year old tease... fucking prostitot.
def 2-
dude1: jeez, how old is she? *points to girl sucking dick in corner*
dude2: i dunno. cant be more then 16... isnt that the dealer you bought from a while back?
dude1: yea... ill bet shes turnin tricks.
dude2: can you say prostitot?
dude1: ... yea, i can. why?
by ghettostarchild July 24, 2007
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However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."
Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."
Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."
Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."
Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."
by Spiderdude30 December 16, 2011
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