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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022
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Prontosaurus Rex

Fastest dinosaur ever. Also an additional way of conveying a sense of urgency, rather than simply saying pronto.
Dude get over here, prontosaurus rex.
by fighting salmon May 4, 2010
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Proctological

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt
After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision
by orion22222 October 18, 2008
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Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.
After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.
by The Proctologister November 15, 2010
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pronographic movies

Same thing as a pornographic movie, but ass-backwards. There's no action in these movies -- just some fucking dude or chick playing with their junk.
Those pronographic movies didn't get me off at all last night.
by mrfouchy January 29, 2008
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pronoun police

Those people who get way too up-in-arms over someone using the wrong pronouns, whether it be for them or someone else entirely.
Person A: Did you see that girl earlier? I think she looked nice.
Person B: Hey! You can’t just assume their pronouns like that! How dare you!
Person A: Who made you the pronoun police?
by infant annihilator June 6, 2023
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Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003
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