The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.
by Latin Rite September 4, 2013
Get the Priest zoned mug.This phrase originated by the chief Alex while he was high as fuck talking to max. Higher than these gas prices gives the person on the receiving end that the person who said this magnificent quote is really under the influence of marijuana
by alexthechief October 13, 2018
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by Just4Me2BeMyself January 12, 2009
Get the Privet mug.A damn good hard rock band that sounds like '79 era stuff with today's energy. Nice band to see live.
by Jebberz April 18, 2006
Get the priestess mug.An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010
Get the That's what the priest said. mug.The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
by goodwin88 February 10, 2017
Get the Cash and Prizes mug.High priest of metal. Responsible for bestowing metal unto us all. He has several underlings responsible for the various genres of metal but he is the lord and master of all that is metal.
by str8edgepunker July 7, 2004
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