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pardon me French

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...
by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003
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January 6 Pardon

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.
Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?
by MathPlus July 9, 2021
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Pardon

-A word for socially awkward boys
-for unconsious using
Gay Top - Strip
Gay Bottom - *Pardon?*
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pardon my French

Je n'ai pas francais. Pardon my french.
by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003
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paradontax

Paradontax is a toothpaste used by only the pussiest of men. It is known to help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and anal fissures. If one is found to be a user of paradontax, they will forever be avoided by members of the opposite sex
That pussy uses paradontax
by Expooooooooooosed May 19, 2019
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Pardon

A word my spanish friend used to laugh at for some reason
Anyone: Pardon
Spanish friend: *Laughs*
by Strahinja.Anton March 8, 2021
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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