portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

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Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.

Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019

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Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

A long way to call a pistol.

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.

by but for April 23, 2021

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portable fence

Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.

Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?

by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021

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