Taking names

Taking names - yes, total domination, all that. But its origins are old school: when a military unit wipes out an opposing military unit so completely that they cease to exist as a unit, that unit's name is taken. Once upon a time, their colors - their flag - was taken. Think about an MC being stripped of their cuts.

"I was in Marine Recon in Vietnam. We were kickin' ass and taking names - called in an arclight strike on a whole division of NVA." (To be clear - this is an example...no personal claims here.)

by Rain in the Face June 13, 2018

People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH December 7, 2021

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em

mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

by winston churchill August 9, 2003

people's names

something that everyone attempts to define on urbandictionary.com but that are rarely accepted for good reason

idiot: i am going to try to define a bunch of people's names on urbandictionary

me: dont waste your time, the editors will vote them down

by iamthewalrus123 July 14, 2010

Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.

George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES

by Densest April 6, 2017

Holy Names Academy

1. A Catholic all-girls school in Seattle, Washington. One of the most prestigious and academically rounded schools in the Northwest. The stereo type is that we're all a whole bunch of nerdy lezbos that are afraid of dudes.
2. The truth is, we're all a bunch of sexually deprived boy-crazy bitches who will do ANYTHING with ANYONE. Although there are some of us who resent both of these stereotypes don't fit in to either categories and are actually normal.

1. Look at that dude reading Hamlet in the corner. OH WAIT, that's a chick. She must be from Holy Names Academy.

2. Dude, I totally banged Samantha last night. I was kinda off my game at first, but then I realized it didn't matter because she was from Holy Names, and she'd do anything with me no matter how off I was.

by BraceFace99 January 8, 2009

list of funny names

here is the list under

the list of funny names are:
mike hawk
mike oxlong
mike rotch
mike rotchburns
york oxmall
moe lester
ms. carriage
ben dover
hugh jass
peter file
heywood jablowme
wilma diqfit
dixie normous
hugh G. rection
gabe itch
phil mias
gabe utsecks
hugh janus
pat myaz
betty phucker
knee grow
ray pist
maya normous bhut
e. rec sean
anna borshin
hari balsac
jyant deck
willie b hardigan
ice wallow come
E. norma stits
biggie rections
bo nerr
mike hunt
mass debater
jack goff
jenny talia
tess tickles
zuck mabaulz
baul zack
taj maddick
pooh see
dill dough
gordon rams me
make a wish kid
Pha kyu
chris P bacon
ricardo milos
johnny sins
phat ho
sugondese nuts
social credit
lana rhodes
imagine dragons
rhydon
hoof hearted
bofa
ligma balls
bob ross
sum ting wong
lana backwards
far king hell
gabe owser
yuri tarded
updog
the sovjet union
WAP
rick astley
crystal math
juan direction
co kain
sir cumcision
eric shawn
pha Q. all
︻デ═一 (sniper)

by garfilbert May 18, 2022