MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007

Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof April 8, 2016

Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

by 40z-N-Blunts January 15, 2009

merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

by ErikC. April 16, 2008

merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 12, 2004

merker

a word used only by amazingly attractive girls. THAT IS ALL!

Lick my merker.

Your merker is fat and juicy.

by god damn i'm cool December 19, 2005

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019