meat merge

The manual coordination of software developers that occurs when two or more software developers work on the same file at the same time without a proper versioning / branching system.

Opposed to the automated 'merge' feature of many versioning systems.

Management did not grant you a branch for your project. Therefore, you must have a meeting with Bob The Developer to meat merge your code changes into his changes on the main branch.

by flipmcf April 18, 2007

merge review

When you send a merge request to code review, and you want to mention both on your daily standup.

I sent my changes to merge review... I mean my merge request to code review.

by norbeepapp April 24, 2023

MERGE

A financial term involved with a popular meme.

People who think the looming global recession of 2022 will fix itself in a few years and, "the markets will bounce back like they usually do.

M - My
E - Entire Net Worth
R - Rapidly
G - Getting
E - Evaporated

Warren Buffet is such a merger. How could he be focusing on long term investments in these market environments?

by WatsonsView October 13, 2022

Mergs

To be approaching the height of a great time. When a party/gathering/evening finds its stride and you and your squad know whatever is next is about to be off-the-fuckin-chain!

Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.

Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.

Brian: Fuckin right.

by Mergs99 November 22, 2021

dimensional merge

When all universes collide into each other, causing all fictional characters and every version of ourselves coming into the primary dimension. This prophecy was stated by Cristian Weston Chandler.

Guy1: Help! Help! The dimensional merge is happening!!!

Believer: For we shall begin reconstruction of this world. You, the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, and all who never proclaimed their love to Chris Chan, shall be forever girlfriend-free boys.

Guy2:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by True Street Wigga January 28, 2024

Merg

To gather in a group and travel to another place

"lets merg to so-and-so's house."

by Kozzumz February 8, 2010

Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".

Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.

by cocacoladetective December 19, 2023