mastursneeze

The act of deliberately tickling the inside of your nose with a small object for the purpose of making yourself have a nasal orgasm (a sneeze).

"Dude, I've got such a bad cold and I need to sneeze but I can't. I guess I better mastursneeze."

by darthchaosofrspw September 19, 2009

Mestringshuset

Magical place in the Vegårshei woods, southern part of Norway. Where beautiful fairies help addicts (drugs and/or alcohol) on the way to recovery.

Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.

Billy Bob : Hey man! I think I got a problem with alcohol and meth.... My wife is leaving me, and my kids will not speak to me. What should I do?

Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!

Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!

by TheMufaasa March 6, 2011

masturnation

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

Masturvirgin

One who has never masturbated before. In his or her entire life.

"Can you believe Sam is still a masturvirgin??"
"No way!"

by Uberslapper March 4, 2012

measuring tape in her purse

A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."

You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.

by hollywood doc September 18, 2006

Masturagetion

This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.

Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!

by Mast of the World May 7, 2010

mastolingus

sucking the breasts of a girl or woman as a form of foreplay.

Mastolingus would titillate a girl.

by uttam maharjan September 12, 2010