Massengill

A term describing an unsuspecting, clueless douchebag who believes he is "name brand" or better than everyone else around him.

"I've dated alot of douchebags, but the last one was a real Massengill"

by Dj Nemisis January 23, 2010

Love Masseur

A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!

Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur

by Praney Deb May 4, 2005

massenganner

Noun. (most often used by salesmen)
1) An imaginary name, used generally in place of the name of a person or company when you can't remember the real name or are lying about it.
2) A word (of varying parts of speach) that is interjected in planned or random spots within a sentence to confuse or elude.

1) "This is Elias Jones calling from Massenganner & Associates..."
2) "You see, because of the massenganner involved, I simply could not make the time."
2) "Well, we've got to massenganner, so I'l have to take a raincheck."

by Vitae Infinitus April 7, 2005

massey

1.Heavy layer of the dong.

Stephen layed a massey on that fine ass yellow bone.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

thug misses

1. Other word for Gangsta Boo, meaning a girl down with the thugs.
2. Rapstress Khia's AKA.

1. Thug misses, Queen Bitch, all my soldiers die with me (Khia)
2. That album Thug Misses is OTC!!

by SyntaxE July 10, 2006

massey

a current ( depending on how good your timing is) last name to label a body who's been through a life composed of nothing but second-chances.

is there a such thing as a last chance?
let's find out---
tbc, or.. maybe not.

the massey in Your life.

by the anonymous identity of October 20, 2008