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kennel

-verb

A command to go and stay in a kennel.

Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.
Example 1
Ali: "My crystals and my night stick are tangled!"
Craft: "Kennel."

Example 2
Corinne: "Let's go to the Waka Sunrise show!"
Wiesse: "Naaaa, I'm just gonna kennel myself."
by Turtle Farmer August 25, 2010
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kerpel

The part of the body where the buttocks meets the thigh.
Wow, when that waittress bent over I could see her kerpel.
by Really Big Al July 9, 2011
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Kerel

Often referring the police.
Godamnit! The kerels are taking our hostage!
by DDIRE October 9, 2020
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Kerney

A Leader and sweet guy he helps people and friends with problem he is intelligent and strong during wargames his strategy can give him the ability to Conquer he acts like a General and a great Conqueror with his armys theres no stopping him he will defend his love one's and friends his sweet and kind but when it comes to war his always on the move and wont give up until his mission is complete
Kerney seems so nice he helps me with problems and is always there for me to back me up Kerney seems to be the nicest person I know and I'm glad to have him as a friend
by Ceasar June 24, 2021
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Kerne

one of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet.
he's nice, fun, but has a mysterious charm to him that makes you want to know more about him.
he is not one to cry or show any weaknesses.
he's one of the true friends that you will probly have for a long time. he is usually very energetic. he loves to party and live life to its fullest. he'll always be there for you when you are falling apart, and he'll never let you down. you'll never be awkward around him, because he's a very easy person to talk to. once you meet him, you can't forget him.
Kerne, you're such an easy person to talk to!
by mmee112233 September 9, 2010
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The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
by PORNBOT May 12, 2010
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Kornel

Big dick, nice abs doesn’t give a shit
Ooo he was an absolute Kornel last night
by Robert the pussy slayer December 14, 2017
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