Jort

A Dutch name for a very handsome boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who will never give a shit about your opinion.

Jort is een lekker ding

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021

JORT

Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.

“You’re being just like jort right now bro”

by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024

Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.

I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!

by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021

National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023