Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

Floppy Jordan by Sadke June 17, 2013

Hal Jordan 

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

Hal Jordan by zigdag November 5, 2005

The Jordan Poole Effect 

Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.

Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”

The Jordan Poole Effect by TheUltimateRizzler February 7, 2023

Jordan'd

To attend a social event with the intention of moderating your alcohol consumption, but instead, ending up blacked out, waking up fully clothed in fetal position on the bathroom floor. Can be specifically applied to social interactions amongst colleagues - for instance, attending a work happy hour at 5 PM to have a glass of wine and waking up in Tijuana without a passport and a missing kidney.

"I can't believe I ended up Jordan'd again last night, I feel awful"

Jordan'd by realhousewifeofsiliconvalley October 10, 2019

Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .

Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.

Jordie Jordan by Samuel Richard McGravy Jordan March 13, 2021

JODYE 

JODYE IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN IN OTHER WORDS A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN WHO WOMEN FIND VERY IRRESISTIBLE, THEY HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN MUSIC AND CLOTHING, THEY TO JIGGY FOR THIS WOLRD.

DAMN! Look at that pretty Flacko Jodye looking good as hell, I need he’s number ASAP!

JODYE by Pretty Flacko jodye December 19, 2019