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Jordiche 

A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic lineage.
That guy over there with his hand on that girl's ass is such a jordiche!
Jordiche by Jeff Jackson April 23, 2006
A silly, somtimes rediculous guy who is Usualy very nice to everyone. Tends to know somthing about everything. He is fairly easily embarassed. he is also loving and

Honest and is very reliable.
Jordi is sooooo awesome.
Jordi by Lord Jordicus October 20, 2011
Jorden great looking guy would do anything for the person he loves. has a great personality can make any girl smile. is by far the most loyal friend in the group. truly a great athlete excels at all sports. jordens like to keep it real and often tell it how it is. jordens are the nicest guys you could meet and have around they can be trusted with anything. jordens are best when born as a leo. some people may see a jorden as cocky but this is just a pure confidence and belief in himself that hes built up over the years. if you ever get a jorden keep him they're a rare breed.
jorden is such a great guy.

did you see what jorden got me?
wait till jorden hears what happened.
Jorden by riding my jorden October 11, 2011

Jodie Marsh 

She's in the "down-market" modelling business, which basically involves her posing nude or semi-nude (page 3 of The Sun Newspaper and elsewhere). She has a constant grudge against glamour-model Jordan because she became more famous than her. According to Jodie, Jordan said that she had boobs like "saggy Spaniel's ears". Jodie's a militant anti-fur campaigner (PETA), and made sure that everyone in Celebrity Big Brother 2006 knew it. She announced housemates "murderers" for eating meat and constantly said how Pete Burn's fur coat "offended" her. She had set out to correct her image in the Big Brother house but only ended up confirming everything people thought about her, examples of her "improving her image" in Big Brother included:

"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."

"Up for an orgy George?"

"I had an orgy...best night of my life."

After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.

George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.

She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.

E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
"I do wish Jodie Marsh would stop calling me a murderer for eating meat!"
Jodie Marsh by Oz123 April 21, 2008

Jodie Priscilla 

A Jodie Priscilla is a girl who is known to be very cute. Her personality is the one that grabs your attention along with her Georgeous green eyes and her angelic smile. She's very devoted to her lover and knows how to please her man. Once you get a Jodie Priscilla in your life don't be a fool and let her go. She's a keeper for sure but you got to reassure her that she's the one you want. That you will be faithful to her and then damn she be loving you making you feel like you are in heaven. She's loyal, friendly, beautiful, smart, funny. Jodie Priscilla is a tall girl with muscular legs and would probably end up being a catwalk model. She will always have them soft lips that you will never get enough off. Jodie Priscilla's are girls who have the personality and is also known to be a mother figure. She is supportive to her peers and tries to resolve everyone's dilemmas. She puts people first before others and she is popular along people. She attracts a lot of boys but she always picks the one that people wouldn't think she would choose. She don't choose a man over her looks although they would be a bonus. Personality makes her fall in love and if you're funny you are in for a chance. Jodie Priscilla is a blessing from God.
Boy 1- woi look at her go she's amazing
Boy 2- Yeah buddy she's a Jodie Priscilla see her on the catwalk one day.
Someone who talks shit but doesn't have the balls to back it up; has some athletic talent but is a hit and miss when it comes to clutch moments. Crisp route running and good awareness with the football in his hands but is notoriously known to have hamstring issues after making bad ass plays. Some would say he is a legend at avoiding getting his ass whooped after pissing someone off. He also answers to the name Papa J.
Stop being a Jordick.