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A Jordiee is a unique feminine name. A Jordiee is a blonde, blue eyed, tall, German, beautiful young lady. She is labeled as a prep and a priss but has a sweet heart. Lots of guys want to sleep with her but she usually keeps it classy. She doesn't believe in love and doesn't fall for guys. Relationships are not the best for her during her youth. But she will be happily married. She is someone who will be there for you always and should be kept close. She loves to dance and finds it like art. She should be with a guy with similar characteristics to her.

Jordiee: A tall gorgeous blonde barbie but considered a slut. Someone who sleeps around and has the mind of a guy. Fuck and chuck. Probably has been extremely hurt in the past.
You are dating a Jordiee? You lucky bastard

You slept with Jordiee? Did she call you back?

Man 1: I think I'm in love.
man 2: With who?
Man 1: Jordiee
Man 2: Man she doesn't roll like that. She doesn't get attached anymore.
Jordiee by ExBoyfriend March 16, 2013
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A fine ass type of nigga that usually is located on the east side of the United States. Most likely very multi-talented, a male feminist, a pathological narcissist & can sing ((most of them can)) . Can be an asshole even if you didn't do anything to him; but hey, that's life. If I didn't say "fine ass nigga" before usually a Jordiee is a fine ass muthafucking nigga
Jordiee is a fine ass nigga!
You heard that new song by Jordiee?
OMG I LOVE JORDIEE! He's so funny!
Jordiee by briightwood March 13, 2017
A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
Jordie by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018

Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.

Jordie Rietveld 

A: Oh my god have you heard what happened to Jordie Rietveld?
B: That kid turned floatie?
Jordie Rietveld by urightlung August 23, 2021
Amy: "Wow, that person is too awesome for words. They must be a Jordee"
Jordee by jordisawesome April 27, 2011
A Person that comes from Newcastle, And has a distinct accent
" Y i man"
jordie by Urban Doctor June 23, 2003
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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