National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 27, 2022

National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 05, 2024

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 21, 2023

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 07, 2023

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 02, 2022

Jort

Is tall, handsome and strong. Symbol for a masculine godly man.

Why does everyone fall in love with a Jort?

by Fierljepper420 November 22, 2021

Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy

You suck so bad at this game, you jort!

by mafialord February 24, 2022