William Henry Harrison

Some president who did nothing but die once he became president. Easily the most useless guy in United States history.

History Teacher: "Yeah, so all you need to know about William Henry Harrison is that he died because he spent too much time outside."

Student: "What a dumbass president."

by Stupid Freshman Club October 14, 2018

The Amanda Henry

From the Pussy, to the Ass, to the Mouth

Sally was so drunk, she let Tyrone give her The Amanda Henry

by TheMexicanRadio August 3, 2010

Henry Cavill

The best actor of all time. He’s gorgeous from head to toe,talented,charitable, close with his family,loves kids, has stunning eyes that make you knees weak. When you see him smile all you want to do is smile and wish he’d look that way at you. He has a good sense of humor and has the deepest manly voice that would intimidate and make you whip your head around to see where that sexy voice came from.

Me: Who the hell is that? (Insert Heart Eyes)
My friend: Oh that is Henry Cavill. He’s the best looking guy I’ve ever seen and did you see taking pictures with those kids.
Me: I’m in love...(ovaries explode)

by HellooOoOoMr.Cavill January 4, 2019

Henrying

Word used towards a person who acts like he has a life of luxury and feels superior to others.

- Loco quiero comprarme esa cartera LV de 500 dólares

- Estás henrying ahí ya como 500 va seguí

by TheWil November 15, 2019

The Dirty Henry

The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I can't believe he gave her The Dirty Henry

by bigtimers May 16, 2014

Hentay

Hentay (Hen-tay) is how your parents pronounce hentai.

Dad: Son, whats Hentay and why is it in your search history?
Son: It's called hentai, and its art

by ThePlanetsLargestWankStain December 14, 2016

Henry County

A place where nobody will ever want to go,
And where practically the entire county knows everything about each other,
and where everyone bitches about wanting to leave,
yet never, ever, does.

"I'm So fucking sick of henry county, let's go downtown tonight"

by hcoisshit October 5, 2009