Guidance counselor

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.

Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.

by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019

GEMDAS

what my fucking dumbass math teacher calls PEMDAS. it is supposed to mean

Grouping Symbols
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

She should get fucking fired off the face of the goddamn planet

I hate this fucking GEMDAS shit.

Same we should fire this teacher.

by UltimateMemer69 November 7, 2019

oliver geldart

Annoying but he is a good friend and he likes kleronas nose

Oliver geldart is stupid

by Oliverrrfr March 13, 2018

Gerda

An infectious and deadly illness originating from the country of Lithuania. Often spelled G.E.R.D.A. See negash.

Caleb: So have you heard about Gerda?

Tri: Deport G.E.R.D.A. now!

by Caleb Knee-Gash March 25, 2008

guidaholic

one who uses a guide for video games to beat them and usualy realies on guides.

Richie: ah man I had to use a guide to beat zelda.

Mike: I didn't use one

Richie: yeah you did, I seen you your a guidaholic like me.

by Rader December 7, 2006

PG (Parental Guidance)

The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.

Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!

by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008

gerdahe

what indian people say after every sentence, followed by a side to side movement to the head

white guy: how much is the ice-cream?
indian shopowner: 3 dollars...gerdahe *moves head side to side*

by {PLONK} July 31, 2006