Funter

A very disappointingly slushy or frozen solid layer of snow that sounds like a fun, exciting, and anxiously awaited snow day thanks to the weather report but turns to be very nothing like poofy white snow of the movies.

Reporter: "We're expecting six to ten inches of FUNTER STHNOW
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Dude: The weather man forgot to mention this "Funter Snow" mean 'pure ice'!!!

by AlessandroTarzan February 18, 2011

Fuktard

Someone so incredibly stupid that not even they understand themselves.

Fuck an A Samantha, You're a fucktard!

by Bitchieygurl13 July 9, 2004

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Futernick

A very cool family member

Wow that kid is such a Futernick, if only I were his friend!

by ZENDAH January 24, 2011

Futer

To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.

"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."

by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004

futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

by lowdown November 16, 2004

teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005