7 definitions by Pip E. Burn

eggsofulpop

The act of being slapped so hard with a dildo that a red penis shape forms on ones body

While this guy was having sex with his girlfriend things got out of control and his grilfriend eggsofulpoped him in the head

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without their permission

This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this mans penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.

by Pip E. Burn March 27, 2005

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without the owners permission

This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this man's penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.

by Pip E. Burn March 27, 2005

People of asian decent that are in a large group and are taking up alot of room.

man i was going to go to china but the azn invasion was to much for the plane to land

by Pip E. Burn March 27, 2005

When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny

wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

When one has so many herpes that they just become a tangled mess

man sarah fucks so much her herpes must be herpentangled

by Pip E. Burn March 27, 2005