fartstorm

The unfortunate long-term release of noxious gasses from one's asshole.

Jim: "Did you happen to see if we're out of--OH JESUS! That's fucking awful!"

Matt: "What?!"

Jim: "Your ass is a veritable fartstorm today!"

Matt: Dude get over it!

by gcmft. October 15, 2008

Fast Food Football

A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.

John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.

by btothechizzle April 11, 2010

too fast, my ass

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

Fanstagram

A fake Instagram account where people try to pretend they're a celebrity. They tend to say they'll follow someone if they like all their pics.

Ryan: did you follow Ariana grandes instagram?

Jaysie: that's a fanstagram. Fanstagrams are fake.

by Sarahfaith March 30, 2015

go-fast

Speed, Crank, Methamphetamine

"A white rage on go-fast, that was impossible; someone would get hurt or dead, and she'd have to bail him out or bury him."

by Logan C July 7, 2006

famstinious

adj. to be wealthy or of high social rank and eccentric in manner or dress, i.e. the lord of bath, benjamin disraeli

Disraeli was a very famstinious man, with his velvet gowns and snakeskin booties.

by Walter Krombacher August 7, 2007

fast-laned

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.

"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"

by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014