find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

Find The Smurf

Fuck This Shit!

talking in code in front of your boss, while irritated : find the smurf! with a huge smile on your face!

by brandy dogwood February 4, 2010

find my Johnson

This is a game for all ages. A man stands still while the players search for the Johnson. The Johnson is usually hiding in the mans pants. Once you find the Johnson you have to rub it untill it throws up a sticky white substance.

Jared and I played find my Johnson yesterday! I found the Johnson but I couldnt make him throw up.

by Wiz Khalifalexander March 14, 2011

Find your Dad day( October 30)

This is truly a wonderful day, In which Black people finds there dads. The Dad brings the milk home finally

Jerome: My Dad's been gone for 254 years. He was at the milk bar buying milk.
Columbine shooter: lucky for you its Find your Dad day( October 30)

by EnTeRnamEHeere October 27, 2019

find me a moomze day

find your friend a boyfriend/girlfriend on april 20,2020

janiya”it’s find me a moomze day”,so find me a boyfriend

by tracyfuxkingmilano April 19, 2020

find the buried treasure

When a bowl is believed to be cashed, but a skilled smoked gets one more hit out of it or a series of hits.

I think the bowl is cashed. See if you can find the buried treasure.

by 1Danny July 31, 2006

Find the Sea Cucumber

When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.

Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!

by Sanjiia November 11, 2009