fatsquatch

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Fatst

Fat but fast.

That 400 pound sprinter sure is fatst!

Carl Lewis was the fastest man alive. Then he gained 60 pounds and became the fatstest man alive.

by N8 Deisel in the Junction July 24, 2009

fatself

When one is so fat, it is necessary to address the fatness in the pronoun.

She waddled over and plopped down on the couch, and immediately moved the Doritos bowl closer to her fatself.

by anjilprincesa May 27, 2010

Fatsex

synonomous with pulling a carl, to have sex with a fat chick when you are drunk, and then lie to your girl for 3 monthes about it and then blame everyone else that things between him and his girlfriend are fucked up.

Man, why did you let me have sex with her? now i cant get laid!

Don't pull a carl on me man

by MSOEDUDE April 10, 2005

fatshit

fat fucking shitcock that always pisses everybody off and you like to beat the hell out of

shut the fuck up fatty mcfatshit

by ihatesmith January 28, 2005

fatsie

when two fat people are sitting one seat apart in the movie theater and their respective fats reach across the empty seat and touch throughout the movie.

similar to footsie.

the guy sitting in the seat beside the seat i was sitting by was fat too and our fat touched. we played fatsie the whole movie.

by viciouskev July 26, 2009

fatslapper

One who sits around and does nothing useful for anyone when there is work to be done. Thus, this makes the person fatter, and they become proud of it.

"Get off your ass, you lazy fatslapper, and help me move this body into the trunk."

by Fatslapper October 10, 2009