Retail Droid

A Retail Slave who has been assimilated by their store (like Star Trek's Borg)making them robotic and forcing them to do whatever bidding The Store commands. Retail Droid Assimilation is most commonly found in retail management.

The customer just called Jennifer a bitch and she smiled and said "Thank You." Dude, she's turned into a Retail Droid.

Retail Droid by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

GNK Droid 

GNK Droid or Gonk Droid, is the most powerful sith lord the Galaxy has ever seen, it is most commonly known as Count Gonk. If seen, please refrain from asking for autographs, it is very deadly.

Person 1:Wait is that the legendary GNK Droid?
Person 2:Stay back, it's got a ,lightsaber
GNK Droid: *Shocks with sith lightning*
GNK Droid: *Happy GNK sounds*
GNK Droid: I Am The Senate

GNK Droid by HawksP07 November 21, 2019

Motorolla Droid 

A sweet ass phone made by motorolla, and its carrier is verizon, it's a smartphone that requires a data package, but has 3G, wifi, and a boatload of useful and useless apps.

Me: I own a motorolla droid, therefore, i am awesome.
Phone hater: It sucks, you can't do ANYTHING on it.
Me: *Punches phone hater in the face*

Motorolla Droid by Blandsman August 30, 2010

OG Droid 

The Original Motorola Droid. The phone that just won't die, this thing has been rooted, hacked, condemned, and proclaimed inadequate. Thanks to the hacker community, it's still running the latest and greatest.

Yep, my OG Droid just got CyanogenMOD 7.0.3 today.

OG Droid by OmniUni October 24, 2011

Llama Droid

A llama made of robot droids; made out of books, robot parts, and underwear.

Llama Droid's have always been next to Llamas, you just have to look very closely.

Llama Droid by Follower, i love llama's. April 26, 2010

Devoid droid 

Customer service cogs who can't answer a straight question Like a human being because they are forced to read off a script and the only words on the script are "I'm sorry", " I'm sorry", "I'm sorry."

I spent an hour on the phone trying to get past the automated attendant only to be transferred to a real life human devoid droid .

Devoid droid by Larklynchnoon June 22, 2017

Mongoloid Droid 

A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.

For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.

It can happen anytime and anywhere.

Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.

Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.

Mongoloid Droid by Berkshire Fapaway January 3, 2020