Douchecake

A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.

Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.

by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016

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Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

by Halleybug September 5, 2016

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(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020

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DOUCHELAROO

Usually used for a male to male but can be a female using it on a male.
When somebody does something to ruin the moment or a plan
Not meant to be interpreted to inflict a fight, used on a friend to friend level.
When you call someone that it’s usually the last word !!

Your friend calls you to cancel plans made weeks ago to go to a sold out concert at the last minute because it’s his wedding anniversary day !!!!!!
“Are you kidding me you didn’t remember it was your ANIVERSARY !!! You are such a DOUCHELAROO!!!

by Wonteverstop December 16, 2020

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