Dan is the perfect guy, his cock is fucking massive, everybody loves him he’s just an all round loving, caring, sexy, selfless, humble perfect human being.
Some people describe Dan as a can of Pringles, once you pop you cant stop.
Its not easy being a Dan everyone wants to be around him everyone wants to be like Dan.
Some people describe Dan as a can of Pringles, once you pop you cant stop.
Its not easy being a Dan everyone wants to be around him everyone wants to be like Dan.
“Is that dan”
“Yeah he’s fucking sexy”
“Yeah i know i wish i was his girlfriend shes so lucky”
“OMGGG Dan spoke to me he’s so perfect”
“Yeah he’s fucking sexy”
“Yeah i know i wish i was his girlfriend shes so lucky”
“OMGGG Dan spoke to me he’s so perfect”
by Thelightbulb1920 November 22, 2021
Dan is a loving person with a kind heart. At first you may think, oh no hes not my type of friend, but just dig that little deeper get past all the sarcasm and the jokes and you have an amazing person. Dan is the most important person in your life! If you are special enough to have a dan in your life dont take him for granted! Hes special but doesnt quite know it yet!
Weirdo - omg dan is so weird and nerdy .
Dan’s friend - no he is the nicest man alive , u wouldn’t know , u haven’t met him.
Dan’s friend - no he is the nicest man alive , u wouldn’t know , u haven’t met him.
by RydenMCR Howlter October 11, 2019
by Geckomaster December 20, 2020
He's sweet one in a million type of guys you won't meet a guy with his talents.he is very charming, charismatic and kind. He will make any girl dream of him.hes very confident its sexy as hell.he is intelligent and knows how to use his word to brighten up your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 17, 2019
by Quontomplasm1 October 23, 2017
To be dan is to be angry to an extent where head explosion can be readily achieved. originating in the Australian cities of Albury/Woodonga, after a local celebrity got so angry at a practical joke, that his head swelled up and became so red that it was close to exploding, and then sent abusive messages to many of the people of Albury/woodonga abusing them and threatening them. after the indecent "dan" became a popular phrase used to emphasize one's anger/frustration.
i'm so dan right now.
by Wiggles3112 February 13, 2011
Most boopable nose know to human kind, fabulous eyelashes and should stop slouching and stand up straight 👍🏻
by Someone that boops your nose January 09, 2019