Deuce 

A black person in New Jersey Police slang. In NJ on police reports, persons are identified by race codes 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for hispanic. Thus, a black person is a "deuce"

1st cop : "This guy was running his mouth, so I cracked him one."
2nd cop: "A deuce?"
1st cop" "What do you think?"

Deuce by canadiandeucecurveball November 29, 2010

deuce 

Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.

On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.

deuce by Weezy F Burlo January 10, 2011

Deuce 

An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit

A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime

Deuce by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011

deuce 

a term used when you have to take a poop

other terms: duke bomb, deuce sweat, dropping the kids off at the pool, dropping el dukay,

dooood i gotta drop deuce brb
"hold on man i wanna ask u something"
shut up i gotta drop deuce sweat gtfo

deuce by big e threatz January 27, 2004

Deuce 

(1)
an approximate measure of 200 pounds
(2)
to defecate (as in doing a 'number two')
(3)
one of the four number 2 cards in a standard deck of playing cards

(1)
- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
(2)
- Dude, we've got to pull over, I've had to drop a deuce since Hoboken!
(3)
Seeng that deuce on the river was nice, it made my straight!

Deuce by whiskymack September 22, 2005

Deuce 

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

Deuce by Cornholio October 19, 2003

deuce 

1. v. to excrete (#2)
2. n. an excretion

1. dude, i totally got to go take a deuce

2. we got there, and there was this big deuce on the bench

deuce by df_approved March 3, 2005