After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.
by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003
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I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.
by daynads July 2, 2009
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The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.
After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.
by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006
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