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cooternoot

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.
Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”
by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022
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massive cooter

a large, rather stretched, often swollen and bruised vagina.
lisa has a massive cooter from all that throat poking she has been getting lately.
by andy123150r8 March 10, 2008
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flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.
When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.
by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009
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cootch

"Andy get's all the COOTCH he wants."
by andy April 8, 2003
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Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit
Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!
by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019
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Snus Cooter

When a male (typically of swedish dissent) is performing cunninglus on a female partner and slips a snus from his upper lip into the folds of her labia and/or cervix. The mucus membrane of the vagina absorbs the nicotine causing a pleasurable tingling (or occasionally stinging) sensation, and pussy high.
Hey Byorn, I slipped Tone a snus cooter last night when I was piss drunk at 4 am. She is gonna have pussy cancer in a week because that shit was extra stark.

Hey Byorn, when Tone came home from hot yoga class last night she told me I had to go down on her before she took a shower, or she would punch me in the cock. I had to slip her a mint snus cooter because that thing smelled like a fish market in mid-July.
by SnusOrDie October 24, 2010
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Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
by cookielovers June 4, 2009
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