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definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report
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The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant
by Briarcrest October 16, 2016
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Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
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the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.
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the act of a person, animal, or thing that camasters, resulting in behavior which is unnecessary, excessive, and useless in nature. Camastering provides significantly nothing of importance in the end to justify the means.
Man, stop camastering on some dumb shit. You aint have to buy all that tactical survival gear like your on some FBI special OPs taskforce on a mission to take down Pablo Escobar. You work in Beverley Hills dealing with Fresh Prince motherfuckers.
by thewigglemonster May 23, 2019
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Goddamn man! She is the most cuntastrophic chick I have ever known. She can't go a damn day without causing some shit! FUCK!
by PayneEbonwing July 18, 2019
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