Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Capac

A place you will surely regret moving to. A place where the teens boys are jokes. (Douchebags, scum-bags, haters, stuck-up, followers) ALL of them are this way. It's a proven fact! And 55% of the girls are hoes. This is not to be confused with the fact that you could be a virgin who never even kissed a boy at the age of 16 and you would be considered a whore. See 'ignorance'.
Population:

40% Redneck
30% Shit Talkers & "Gangsters" (hahahaha)
20% Whore
5% Emo
4% Nerd
1% Decent people

Decent people are hard to find here. Find one? Keep them around.

Hot Spots:
Lions Park:
Known famously for hoes suckin dick in the woods or graffiti on the childrens play things. Winners huh?

Andddd that's about it.

Now onto the losers you will find in town.
'Wanna be gangsters' just roamin the streets. (Sucks not havin a car, huh?) (They act like they're rich kids but they actually live in a small little town house with no air conditioning and a bike rather than a car.)
Hoes that follow the wanna-be's around
Decent people (sometimes)

Douchebags ( They wear 'funky' sunglasses such as aviators or any other 'fancy' styled eyewear, they dress in skate clothes or hollister. They're not even old enough to buy their own cigarettes. They don't know it but, drivers by scoff at the sight of them. They walk around like they think they're hot shit and/or celebrities. When really no one gives a shit about them. )

Example #1
Heyy babyyy :)
Hey :)
Your so cute! I wanna get to know you better :)
What do you wanna know :)
Hmmm... Where do you livee? :)
Capac how about you?
*hangs up*
Hello?

Example #2:
Yeah I just moved in here from Capac
Ohh, thats why.....
Whats that supposed to mean?
Nevermind.

by HateCapac October 10, 2011

crapade

A hypothetical (hopefully) drink, analogous to lemonade, which makes the worst of a bad situation. Usually spoken of with great sarcasm.

When life hands you crap, make crapade

by gardyloo April 21, 2004

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Handi-Capable

A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.

Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.

by Stefuunee STFU! July 11, 2009

crapadingle

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead

“You forking crapadingle”

by baboonery4 April 30, 2023

Carpal Thumbel

A condition resulting from excessive text messaging or use of a PDA keyboard. Symptoms range from stiffness to a complete inability to bend your thumb(s). Long term effects may include hitchhiking paralysis.

Mom, I can’t take out the trash because my Carpal Thumbel is acting up again.

by Carpal Everything April 11, 2008