Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.

I've been jabbed

Nondisabled person: We don't say disabled. People like you are handicapable.
Disabled person: I hate it when nondisabled people refer to me as some cutesy euphemism like handicapable or differently abled. I'm disabled. #SayTheWord

Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable.

“I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”