Sexual congress

Something one does with the Eiffel Tower

Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...

by CheesyMonday April 21, 2021

Congressional Review

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.

How tough will the upgrade be?
I'm not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.

by Unwieldy May 27, 2010

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

Coined by Jon Stewart

'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'

'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'

by Umbeeee April 29, 2013

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.

Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!

by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences

"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."

by Owens808 December 31, 2012

Congress

A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.

Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.

by uuuuuuuuggggg November 6, 2013

Congressinating

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.

I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.

by Home apple September 14, 2017