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Chonged at the family dinner

When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”
Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner
by The God of Many. September 3, 2023
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Chongle

Dude, that chongle is thicc as hell
by Flailing Potato August 14, 2024
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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ChongleBingus / Chongle

a nickname for a bird found across most of australia, from 2024 onwards people on the internet world wide have been associating the first word "Chongle" as a harmless insult among eachother.
"Your such a ChongleBingus / Chongle"
"who up chongling their bingus"

"oi whats up chongle"
by WAI-FU December 20, 2025
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Poo Chongler

A poo chongler is some one who craped their shorts
aww dude your a poo chongler
by Jack daniel Black April 4, 2010
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