concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist

Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"

by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020

Cheats

An unfortunate event that is out of your control.
Kinda like bad luck but worse.
An event that happened at either the wrong place or time.
Something that happens, when u don't want it to happen.
Like a "WOW!....REALLY?"..moment

My friend was trying to get with this one girl for the longest. He would never talk to her. So one day we were fooling around,tossing a basketball, and he started chasing this squirrel. At that exact moment the girl walks around the corner and sees him chasing a squirrel holding a basketball. So her first impression was probably.."this guy is immature". so i look at that as..."Wow..really...cheats"
Basically all of the Twix..(need a moment?)commercials are cheat moments

by The Clement February 11, 2009

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch

*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH

by latrelljennings November 19, 2019

cheats

A card game where you use a standard 52 deck of cards and there can be as many players as you want. The dealer hands out all the cards til there's none left. Each player can look at there cards and the first person lays down a card face down and says the card he put down. It starts as a ace so you would put down A card and say that BUT it could be anything else other then a real ace. If another player say's cheats! and you put a fake ace and its not a ace you must pick up the whole pile in the middle where you put down cards though the game. If you put down a real ace and some one said cheats then he must pick up the whole pile in the middle. You win the game by losing all your cards and it get's very hard at the end when you have litte cards left and you must lie alot. You can also put down more then 1 of the same card like you would say "3 jacks!" and you can lie there also and jokers are wild. This game is also known to be called bullshit like in the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

I played cheats last night and layed down 4 queens and got away with it!

by ganban June 2, 2005

eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.

Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.

by Keith Y. February 20, 2009

Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

by Mrob July 16, 2008