Bob is married to Jane. Bob is having sex with Lisa. Lisa is a cheato.
by hiphiphophiphopanonymous September 27, 2014
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Someone that cheats at a videogame, especially Halo 2 and Halo 3, this word was invented by three individuals known as SaGA, Hitman and Hardu.

They also created words such as Lagos,Killtacatos and killtacatis.
Fucking cheatos are on top of the map.
by Tom_Ace December 13, 2007
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When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019
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Betty: "I just saw Julie's husband coming out of Motel 6 with yet another cheap slut."
Wilma: "He's a real cheato bandito!"
by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009
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A fag word used by gaylords in New Zealand to deny women of their needs.
BABY, I NEED YOU

....neato cheato.
by UnsatisfiedPuta December 30, 2011
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