A point where a man has masturbated so many times at once that the skin on his penis becomes sore and red. (three times a day is the recommended max.)
Tony: Dude, after my girlfriend dumped me I began to masturbate alot. So often that I began to chafe-off.
Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.
Chris: lotion usually helps that. Try is next time you do it.
by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011
Get the Chafe-off mug.My old lady was bitchin that we were out of TP. I told her to use up the coffee filters. She said they were too chafey!!! Shower curtain here we come!!!
by MrAngry76 April 4, 2020
Get the Chafey mug.The garden area around the perimeter of the house, typically home to a number of random bushes and perennials that no one living in the house knows the name of.
by jsring July 19, 2020
Get the Chafarde mug.Yo, Pedro, I heard Rosalitas dad walked in on you guys fucking last night.
Yeah, Homie, that shit was chafin
Yeah, Homie, that shit was chafin
by ThatGuySus September 5, 2021
Get the Chafin mug.To have someone or yourself rub your penis to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed
by garrett martindale August 5, 2006
Get the chafing mug.A person kept around during the zombie apocalypse by a group of survivors as the designated bait when running from zombies. Usually a slower, heavier or asthmatic person without stamina. The idea is that he/she will be the person at the back of the group and will be caught by the zombies thus allowing the rest of the group to escape.
It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
It has its origins in WWII radar counter-measures - bogus targets dropped by aircraft to confound enemy surveillance.
"We keep Bill around as Chaff, we don't have to run fast, just faster than Bill....."
"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
"Who's the Chaff in this group? Look around, if you can't pick him out, it's you!"
by Necropology October 17, 2012
Get the Chaff mug.A chaff is the name given to a group (or person) of people who are moronic junkies who have dead end jobs and live in a rough estate.
Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
Display a very limited vocabulary using words such as 'ravin' 'shafe geez' and 'give me your mobile or i'll f***king knife ya'
by craig.B November 21, 2004
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