Butter Consumer

Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.

Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.

Person B: Fucking butter consumer.

by Butter Consumer May 7, 2021

Ethanol Consumption Unit

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong

May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit

by Fwaaanks December 1, 2011

anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand

non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

temple of consumption

The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.

Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.

by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

Ideal Boba Consumption Time

The ideal boba consumption time is an artful window, typically between the hours of 12 and 3. However, boba is best consumed within one to three hours after eating a meal, so times may vary based on culture and personal scheduling.

What will be our Ideal Boba Consumption Time if we eat at 1?

by bobaoclock January 19, 2021

consumafuk

A derogatory term used to define a person who is heavily invested in popular consumer culture.

A person who defines worth by material possessions.

A person who is primarily motivated by displays of wealth and status.

Despite Global Warming and concerns about petroleum resource depletion; John Q, being the consumafuk that he is, bought an SUV because he thought it would get him laid.

by A. Maxwell January 9, 2008

Consumptionism

An ideology, or system of beliefs, that prioritizes consumption and spending above all else. Most Americans practice this, while their credit lender encourage it.

Jane: Where did Stacy get those new shoes? And the purse? I thought she said her credit card was maxed out.
Jessica: Oh, it is. But she's consumptionist--you know, she believes in consumptionism...so she opened another credit card. I think that's her tenth one now.

by Visari01 August 12, 2014