brocrasterbate

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011

bidmaster

a person who is highly inteligent in "bidding" ones house. A bid consists of tp, oil, fireworks, paintballs, and saran wrap. Team 294 is one of the most famous bid teams. Basically, if a bidmaster is after u, u should just build a bomb shelter for your house because there is no escaping his bid.

I'm a bidmaster, so "WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS BAAAABY!"

Get ur binoculars out, try to see the bidmaster Paul Flemion getting your house.

by rick March 1, 2005

bemasteris

when you are very bemasteris

auj to make me bemasteris

by vorny porny September 21, 2022

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Broater

A total bro that boats all summer

Did you see that dude's instagram story? What a broater....

Do you maybe want to broat it up this weekend?

I got broats and hoes

by on-prem but sometimes hybrid August 13, 2018

Brobbie, Brinkles, Broble, Broblehead, Broby, Chef Broky, Broky, Brodmaster

A name for a severely attractive person

Ooh look over there, he is one Brobbie, Brinkles, Broble, Broblehead, Broby, Chef Broky, Broky, Brodmaster, A name for a severely attractive person

by MasterPanda April 2, 2022

bagmaster

The one who can open their mouth the widest to take in the largest male scrotum (or teabag). It can also apply to who can suck on a teabag the longest, depending on the context.

Lance and Gary had a contest to see who was the real bagmaster at the party.

by Nakmos September 23, 2013