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stop breathing my air

Stop breathing my air is something you say to someone who is a complete waste of space. It is most commonly used when someone has said or done something unbelievably stupid.
Example:

"Yo, did you hear about that Hitler guy? Someone needs to stop him!"

(awkward silence)

"Stop breathing my air."
by fairytales December 28, 2007
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people botching

Deliberately or subconsciously offending others, botching prospective relationships or otherwise disseminating negative personality traits as a pastime. People botching ranges from the careless (distasteful jokes, obscure references etc), to extensively premeditated offenses such as unattractive beards, conspicuous weight gain or relentless pun creation.
I wish I could have that year back that I spent people botching.
by Somefinds April 21, 2009
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Power Breathing

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.
Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.
by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010
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Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013
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cock breathing dragon

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!
by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017
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fire breathing bitch queen

a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen
damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen
by potterhead05 August 26, 2019
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Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"
ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*
by Trains Lol October 12, 2018
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