Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 1, 2017

Mississippi River Boating

When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.

by USMC110869 February 24, 2010

Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.

Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!

by Buttermir February 13, 2020

Duck Boating

When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.

Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.

by A$$ Man July 13, 2022

John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.

That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.

by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009