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bleeding head

When a man gets his penis bitten off during oral sex
Dude 1: "bro what happened to your penis?"

Dude 2: "it was stacey! She gave me some bleeding head"
by Emo faggot January 6, 2018
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Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.
Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."
by Brad Bender January 8, 2009
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Bleeding Kansas

Anal plundering to the point of blood, usually a direct result of the female doing something that deserves punishment. (i.e. voting).
T-Bone gave that bitch a bleeding kansas, and she deserved it!
by Fishdaddy December 16, 2008
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bleeding ass liberal

A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 4, 2004
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Bleeding Heart Kid

One who listens to music that represents the daily struggles of people and society. It hurts to listen and feel but one is powerful enough to understand the pain.

Represent your struggle!
"If your addicted to Atmosphere your probably a bleeding heart kid"
by Your Struggle October 30, 2007
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bladding

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.
by Formina Sage November 1, 2010
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bleeding edge

Bleeding edge means very new technology. More than Leading edge, Cutting edge or State of the art. A technology which is so new that using it still hurts you (mentally). Produkts which needs more work on it to be practical and useful.
My new cellphone is bleeding edge. It came with Android 10.0.

My Mac is bleeding edge.Hopefully with the next update it gets useful.
by Southern Visitor June 12, 2014
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