blackage

Refers to a black man's package, his penis, which is usually very large.

Man that cracka may be small but he's got a blackage.

by drumnkyle August 6, 2008

Blackanese

A ethnic hybrid consistent of Black/African Descent and Japanese. They are the super race when referring to a female. No other hybrid ethnic group can compare.

Boy 1: Have you seen the new BLACKANESE teacher Ms. Taylor?

Boy 2: Dude, what?! I ran out of the class when I saw her and wanked one out!

Boy 1: Ummmm....?

Boy 2: YOU DON'T KNOW ME (Boy 1 name here) MS BUNNY TAYLOR IS MY LIFE!!!

by King.Bear July 3, 2015

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

Blackanese

Japanese and black mixed race person

Japanese...good choice. How you seen how gorgeous blackanese babies are?

by travispm January 20, 2021

Blackage

A word that literally doesn’t exist who Canadian Rapper Tom MacDonald used in his trash single “If I Was Black” in order to make himself seem less racist which inevitably resulted in the opposite effect.

“Is blackage even a word?”
“Huh? No? Who the fuck would say that?
“Tom MacDonald apparently”
“Oh lol makes sense”

by pingudrip January 7, 2022

Blackide

"Blackide" whispered through the winds as a somber term, recounting the struggles faced by black children on their daily walks to school. It carried the weight of discrimination, inequality, and the harsh realities that these young minds encountered on their educational journeys. In this dark narrative, "Blackide" served as a reminder of the uphill battles, the sidelong glances, and the systemic barriers faced by black children as they pursued knowledge.

"GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU BLACKIDE."
"NO GOOD BLACKIDE!"
"Whats a blackide doing on the road."

by philip the man December 4, 2023

blackanesia

When an African American chooses to have selective memory loss.

I asked my "husband" why did we get married. Now all of a sudden he has blackanesia. WTF?

by Alabama Snapper December 2, 2024