Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Bohemian Barnacle

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.

You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.

Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.

Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!

by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021

Barable

(bar-able)Able to go a bar or other of age drinking establishment.

"I can't wait until I'm barable, these house parties suck."

by Alexa21 January 20, 2006

Barnacle

Some biomass on the ceiling with a tounge from the boarder worldxen When you touch said tounge it pulls you up into the "mouth" and eats you
it can be killed via any weapon in the game or physics object (exclusive to half life 2)
it also generated alot of por-
they also like do this creepy ass thing where they launch their tounges in a certurn direction.

Friend:try to see if you can go across inside that room
Me:i cant the barnacle is going to do the toungy thingy

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

burnables

cigarettes or other burned inhalants

Do you want to use a burnable?

by Lucifer Christy March 18, 2003

Barnabee

The name of the greatest ass eater on the planet.also bad as fuck and and parties harder than anyone.huge dick

If Blake Shelton and Kid Rock fucked and it wasn't gay, then they'd produce a Barnabee.

by Barnabee December 20, 2016

barnacle

Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.

"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."

by Moonwtrash February 18, 2009