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The Backwards Charlie

When a bunch of white people gather into a small room with white walls and wood floors, and then proceed to insert coffee bean of various sizes and grades into each others' rectum.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie originated in a room in Charleston, SC where a bunch of people under the influence of THC (not to be confused with the phone company HTC) first pioneered the event.

Additionally, this practice has included the use of fine exotic and smooth coffee beans such as: Aribica, Scandinavia, and Columbica Amazonius.

Traditionally, the Backwards Charlie can be performed in a various assortment of positions and sizes. Their is shape, square, rhombus, and 90 degree angel positions.

Finally, the Backwards Charlie concludes once all members in the room have inserted their respected coffee beans into the rectum of their respective partners. Then, each participant proceeds to take an enema and violently shat upon the upper bodal regions of each person in a non-demeaning and artistic fashion.
Person A: Did you hear of those kids who committed the Backwards Charlie?

Person B: No, what happened?

Person A: Dude, they all ended up in the emergency room and said the whole thing was worse than watching Cannibal Holocaust.
by Zob- The Wubbler January 28, 2011
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backwards jellyfish

A backwards jellyfish is a very exotic sex position. It is when a man is laying on his back while a woman is also on hers on top of him bouncing up and down while her arms and legs are flopping up and down leaving it looking like a backwards jellyfish.
Me and makenzie did the backwards jellyfish last night and it was fucking amazing!

Lovely sexy sex position fuck fucking
by Fisher kitty November 24, 2013
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Backwards Anal Butterfly

A sex position where the male lays on his back with legs spread while the girl rides him with her butt as she would doing reverse cowgirl.
Haley: so... have you and your boyfriend done the deed?
Kayla: hell yeah. Me and Yann did the BEST backwards anal butterfly last night..
by wildwoomy December 10, 2017
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Backwards logic

When an individual attempts to rationalize things that absolutely makes no sense whatsoever.
“WHY would you get married KNOWING that you’re STILL going to cheat on her?? Because you think that you can STILL get away with it?
That’s BACKWARDS LOGIC!!!
by theultimatelibra February 6, 2020
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Ass Backwards

Doing things the wrong way. Starting from the wrong end.
by Hatah June 18, 2006
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GAY BACKWARDS SHUFFLE

A.K.A. The (G.B.S.) In slowpitch softball after the pitch is realesed, the pitcher demonstrates an extremely flamboyant backwards moving shuffle with the gayest possible hand movements in hope to anger and distract the batter. It may also be possible to use this manuever to escape a choke hold.
The other team could not even make contact with the ball because Miguel has the perfect Gay Backwards Shuffle
by Sergio D September 30, 2008
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backwards kid

kid spelled backwards is dik....which sounds like dick..
by K_wtf August 7, 2006
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