The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the astronomical one-liners mug.After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.
by DVARMARBAR November 2, 2010
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by Alberta Einsteiny October 18, 2009
Get the Astrodot mug.Though not "technically" an astronaut, possesses qualities equal to or better than those of a real astronaut.
by therealRCI January 8, 2017
Get the Astro-not mug.When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.
Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical
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Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical
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Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
by cayden is thick June 6, 2020
Get the the volume in here is astronomical mug.The act of gently peeling the flaps of your women's vagina, and then launching a juicy snot rocket on to her clit. Give the vagina three seconds to absorb the snot rocket and then swiftly slurp it out with a bendy straw. Also known as the apollo 69.
by fuckmydick August 19, 2011
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Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?
Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.
Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.
by Yi Z May 23, 2013
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