assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

assgas

a different way of saying fart

Bobby: Did you just let out some assgas
Johnny: Why yes i did

by mumbogamer July 9, 2018

Pounding Assgasm

reaching an orgasm via the anus with the assistance of a jack hammer.

Bryan had a pounding assgasm when his boyfriend Raul brought home his work truck.

by BClover October 9, 2007

Assgasm

When your farts are so good, and powerful it vibrates your butthole and gives you chills.

I just had an amazing assgasm

by Ass master 6869 May 7, 2017

Assgasm

To orgasm, from the anus

Men in prison have "assgasms" when raped with nightsticks

by CommunistWithAGun December 27, 2003

Assgasm

v. To expel forcibly from one's anus the blood, semen, fecal material, lubricant and associated materials after engaging in anal sex

She enjoyed anal sex, but really looked forward to the assgasm she would have in the bathroom afterward.

by Moontos November 7, 2008

Assgasm

The euphoric sensation associatted with anal sphincter contractions experienced after having an exceptionally large bowel motion.

John: ' I just did the biggest turd of my life.'
Sally : 'Assgasm?'
John ' Oh yeah.'

by arssia January 27, 2011