Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

by DCGM June 4, 2008

alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

Lieberman Alert

When someone has the ideal that the violence in the world comes from violence in video games. This term also applies for movies, TV and music.

Guy 1: Mortal Kombat is responsible for violent children.

Guy 2: Lieberman Alert!!

by Sone Dude July 3, 2009

Thot Alert

When a friend warns his homie about an incoming thot or a thot he should watch out for.

"Whoa, Austin! Don't go for Jaclyn, man, she's a real thot!"
Thanks for the thot alert, Dustin!"

by austyfraz010 October 14, 2017

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.

Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*

by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015