squelching 

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

squelching by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005

squelching 

The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.

"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."

squelching by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016

Squelching 

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

Squelching by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008

Squelching 

Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.

Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching

Squelching by Berkenstein October 31, 2015

squelching 

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

squelching by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006

Squelching 

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

Squelching by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching 

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

Squelching by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024