Sorority Girl
A dusty
ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts
college. This girl is usually unable to find
friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags
like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the
college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded
bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the
bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only
water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things,
mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.
Some common sayings include:
1) Bitch hold my hair!!
2) I only had one glass of
water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full
3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)
Sorority girl 2:
omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.
4) Wait...... What?
